Who among us doesn’t love a good credityes.com commercial? Sometimes you’re just in the mood for one. For example, have you ever had one of those days when you’re just starting to feel okay about your life, and then a credityes.com commercial comes on the radio and makes you want to drive your car over the closest cliff just to stop the bad noise? Now that’s good advertising!
I personally think radio commercials for online dating should follow suit. Close your eyes, and picture it….
“Hi, bad dater Steve! Why are you so down?”
“Hi Stacey! I want to buy a new date, but nobody will date me! What can I do?”
“Don’t fear, bad dater Steve! I just joined matchyes.com and now boys are competing for my business! Even though I have terrible dating history and I’m not asthetically pleasing to the naked eye in any way! You should join matchyes.com and girls will compete for your business, too!”
“Thanks Stacey! But isn’t that called prostitution??”
“Don’t be silly, bad dater Steve! With matchyes.com, everybody pays an equal amount to search for potentially pleasing partners! And you can search from the convenience of your own home computer! No more driving around wasting high-priced gas!”
“That sounds great, Stacey! Because I got into a lot of trouble the last time I was caught with a prostitute! I’ll join matchyes.com right away and start searching for the perfect legally available mate!”
It’s catchy right? I’m still fleshing out the details, but I think that then the deep-voiced announcer would close the commercial with: “Bad dates? No dates? No problem! Everybody gets a date at matchyes.com!”
I’m going to go market my idea right now before you steal it from me. 🙂
-Troi out
February 19th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I must be in luck this evening…2nd real fun post in a row!