Trekkychick

Women of the world: If you look back to my first blog, you will see that my mission is dedicated entirely to you. That’s right, this is the voyage of Troi as the Relationship Enterprise explores strange new men, seeks out these new men and their lack of civilization, and boldly goes where no woman has gone before!

Online.

And I’m doing it…….for you.

If Space was the final frontier 42 years ago, Online is the final frontier of today. If you, like me, understand that all you need to know in life can be learned from Star Trek, you’ll find that even as far back as the original series, characters had to span galaxies to find decent mating partners. Today, we span world wide webs.

**Please refer to my breakup blog phase 3: Date everyone on Planet Earth, for a personal testimony of how one (me) may hypothetically (actually) arrive at the point (despair) when the internet (online personals sites) appears to have more (>.000001%) dating potential than the outside world (where The Ex lives).

Anyway, women of the world: I am here to tell you, the internet is not to be feared as the foreground of freaks but rather to be embraced as a place of potential procreation (the procreation of relationships, get your mind out of the gutter!)

However, it would be remiss if I allowed you, women of the world, to navigate the nuances of the net without a proper guide.

Let me guide you.

The three blogs that will follow comprise a three-part self-help series designed to enhance your online dating experience, weeding out the wacks (or if need be, wacking the ones that are weeds). Four out of five dental hygienists recommend reading my blogs before pursuing your romantic future online. And one former insane asylum patient raves:

“Troi is an online dating genius! If only I had read Troi’s self-help series extraordinaire, I would probably never have ended up in this insane asylum! For life! Get me out of here, I want another chance at dating now that I’ve read Troi’s brilliant suggestions! HELP ME……”

Wow! If that doesn’t convince you, women of the world, of my skills as an online dating guide, I don’t know what will!

At any rate, please continue to check back for these invaluable (and by invaluable I mean they are not valuable at all) tips for the online dating trade. A wise man once said that he chose to take the path less traveled by, and that it made all of the difference. If you read my blogs, I guarantee that you will be reading the blogs less traveled to and far less read.

That will make all of the difference.

Good or bad….I can’t say.

-Troi out